A Daily Smile

OK.. It has been suggested that I should start a Joke Blog by a very amused Australian lady I know.... I had managed to make her unwittingly smile on a number of occasions so thought I would share my wealth of good old fashioned clean jokes with the Event Crowd!

Having never written a blog before, I am not sure what the process is or even if this is considered as a legitimate blog article, however, due to my inquisitive nature, I think I should give it a go! Perhaps if I make you smile you can let me know, or even better, if you think you can make others smile, please feel free to join in!

OK.. Here goes, time to get shot down with my first ever blog and joke!


The M25 walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Can I have a pint of lager"! The bartender quivers "yes sir"

The M25 is sipping gently away at his pint when the door bursts open and in walks a little red road. With that, the M25 jumps and hides behind the bar, shaking vigourously.

The little red road orders a pint of beer and whiskey chaser. He downs the beer and necks the chaser and leaves the bar.

The bartender bemused by this turns to the M25 and asks "I thought you were the biggest, hardest, toughest road in the whole of the UK, why on earth were you hiding from that tiny little red road"?

The M25 turns to him and says "Cause he's a cyclepath"!!


Granted, this might not get as many laughs when read, but I sure think it's funny..

Hope you find it as amusing as I did the first time I heard it.

Si